The Most Annoying Machine

Everyone loves The Most Pointless Machine EVER so I thought I’d make the evil cousin. With none of the charm of the original, this bad-boy has already irritated a lot of people! Yes, there is a way of turning it off without resorting to violence but I’m not telling you how here! 😉
 

 
For the curious, the full page for The Most Annoying Machine has more information on what’s inside.